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Top 15 Hilarious Michael Scott quotes that are better than That’s what she said!

Always the improviser: Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going.

His logic somehow works: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both.

Ah, so naive: Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything.

He’s too humble: Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know.

Rules to live by: You know what they say: ‘Fool me once, strike one.

It’s not the thought that counts: Presents are the best way to show how much you care.

His brain works in mysterious ways: I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

He really makes you think: Make friends first, make sales second, make love third.

His seriously skewed: When I said that I was king of forwards, you’ve got to understand.

At least he’s not a doctor – “No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing.

When you didn’t know: love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.

There is really no sliver: Toby is in HR which technically means he works for corporate

Honesty is the best policy: Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being.

When he had a convincingly: “The worst thing about prison was the…was the Dementors.

His most underrated roast: If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden.



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